Friday, May 20, 2022
Home crime CAUGHT! Would-Be Thief Found Hanging Upside Down By His Underwear

CAUGHT! Would-Be Thief Found Hanging Upside Down By His Underwear

A man tried to flee from a school after attempting to get inside the classrooms, but failed.

A man was caught in the act after failing to escape from a school. He was stuck on a spiked fence with his baggy pants flipped inside out, revealing his underpants and a distraught look on his face.
Michelle Valenzuela, an employee of the Tucson Unified School District, said the incident happened around 10:30 a.m. Friday at Miles-Exploratory Learning Center on East Broadway Boulevard.

One witness at the school was a locksmith who spotted the man trying to get into a school classroom. As soon the man saw the locksmith, he made a quick attempt to flee from the scene, but got his pants stuck as he jumped over the spiked fence and landed upside down.
Two other witnesses who were passing by snapped the picture and posted it on Facebook.
Sensibar said he saw the man while driving down the road and decided to turn around and help but “by the time I got back around the block the cops were rolling up two cars deep.”
Valenzuela and Sensibar both said the man was arrested by the Tucson Police Department.
Luckily, no one was injured and students were off for Spring break.
Sensibar’s full statement of the incident:

” One more reason not to jump fences in baggy pants. I saw this homie hanging around at the Miles School this morning when I was rolling eastbound on Broadway Avenue.
I was going to help him off the fence but by the time I got back around the block the cops were rolling up two cars deep. I don’t know what his story was but it must not have been good enough, fifteen minutes later when I went back by the other direction going home he was cuffed up in the backseat. He smiled for the camera.”


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